Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Oh Dear Santa

This month we over-used our internet quota, too much porn, youtube and download (more porns). So everytime I wanted to check the map with GoogleMap, it tends to hang on me. I hate this...... Another 5 days, and then I get to use the internet in a good condition. More porn!!!!!!

Come to think of it, it is another 1 month before Xmas. Means it is time to buy more clothes and having slimmer chance of getting a job? I don't know. I just came back from the interview, it sounded positive. So I am quite keen about tomorrow, they said they will reply to me tomorrow.

Anyway this is the list of the stuffs I HOPE I will get from Santa (which is me) this year! Last year I got an IPod Classic and some clothes as present. This year I hope to get fully clothes!!!!!! Okay okay this is my short list!

  • Windsor Smith/Lacoste/Shubar walking shoe (first in the list)
  • Industrie/Stussy shorts
  • Levi Jeans (skinny)
  • Stussy/David & Goliath/Quicksilver tees
  • wide range of Everlast sportwear, from singlets to gym shorts
  • Sexist/Calvin Klein/Aussie Bum undies
  • Aussie Bum/Speedo swimming trunk
If possible, I would love to have this
  • hat
  • D&G sunglass
  • swimming goggle
Okay, it is not very long right. I am being practical here! hehehehehe. If anyone would love to give any of them as a present, I am more than happy to accept. Oh since you guys are eager to give me presents, why not something like:
  • IPhone
  • Car (the one that I can drive)
  • Apartment? or the first deposit for an Apartment?
  • Plasma TV? I really need one to watch my porn movies
  • Money?
So any of the presents will be kindly accepted personally or by mail. Send your present to Lex to the address below, and attach your name, address and relationship to Lex, and you will be expected to get a Thank You Letter in 10 working days. Thank you to those who are kind, others please remind yourself how unfortunate other homosapien are and that you are not doing anything to help these homo.

72 Truman Street,
South Kingsville, VIC 3015

5 comments:

karine said...

hahah! those kind of presents you're asking for won't come from friends, and besides I think you'd rather work for them yourself =P It's more of an achievement that way!

Leon-G said...

I can hopeful, can't I? hehehehehe. I might not know. Maybe Santa saw my blog and decided to send some of the stuffs from the list to me? By santa means Me. hahahahaha. I will probably get my presents during Boxing Day! hahaha.

Of cos buying stuffs with my own money is good. But I am not going to drive me insane by desperately getting a bloody job. I know I need to get a job, but at the same time I don't want to jump down from Eureka Tower because I don't have a job yet. (if you got what I mean)

j0ni3 said...

pretended that i didn't read your blog. like the 3 monkeys...*see no evil, read no evil, hear no evil.

Leon-G said...

Jonie dont need to buy the shoe for me. I have already got them! So here comes the next best thing, Shorts!

j0ni3 said...

err...i didn't say anything about buying you a christmas pressie. lols.