Summer is coming.......Daylight is longer than night and flies are definately more than winter.
Okay okay lets see what can I find stuffs in BLACK color and in WHITE color.
Shall we begin with BLACK:
- There is no such thing as white swan, ONLY BLACK swans (in Oz I mean)
- All the penguins are BLACK (Duh)
- There are more ALL BLACK cows in the fields, so is most of the horses
- There are famous cheapskate brand call BLACK & GOLD
- Aussie like to wear ALL BLACK clothes and dye their hair BLACK even they might be blonde or even beautiful white blonde
- People especially Asian is getting Darker because of the sun (super tan, one example is ME) while the white Aussie will get sun burn only. Which one better? Hmm........
- Heaps of ppl wearing sunshades which is BLACK to protect their eyes from the UV
- Black fat flies are everywhere trying to get into your mouth and nose.......
- and lastly more gals are wearing BLACK lingerie!!!!!!!!
Okay enough of black, lets talk about WHITE to evens out everything:
- There is about the same amount of WHITE sheeps in Oz, still don't see any black sheep yet
- There is definately more WHITE than yellow or black ppl (Duh again)!Eventhough they tried to tan themselves, ending up having skin cancer
- Aussie's hair has very light color, the best for me is still WHITE blonde
- the Oz famous nut is Macadamia nut which is WHITE
- most of the boardshorts in Oz (Billabong, Quicksilver) are WHITE
- Argh, I've no idea on anything that is WHITE anymore. If you people found out something feel free to send me a comment.
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